Hi. I’m Stargeezer Jack, A Dark-Sky, Stew-Stirring Kinda Guy
Earth First In Things, Thoughts, Deeds, Decisions!
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Updated: Sunday, 12 – 04 – 16. Estimated reading time: four to five minutes.
Edward Abbey: You can’t study the darkness (night) by flooding it with light.
No one ever changed the rules by following them.
Revolutionary Revisions, Coming Soon!
I’m Jack Troeger, lifelong stargazer and Earth Hugger. The LORAX spoke for the trees. I speak for Earth, all Species, and Galaxies! I live in Iowa, Flyoverland, America’s most environmentally altered state, where air, water, soil, and night skies are polluted. Iowa before and after.
The Milky Way vanishes in the glare and glow of city lights, especially blue-rich LEDs! I fight light blight. I do not give in, give up, give out! Please join me: Eliminate Lights That Desecrate Nights!
My Dark Sky Pledge
I pledge devotion to the stars of the majestic Milky Way Galaxy, and to a dark night sky in which they shine; one cosmos, overhead, clearly visible, with liberty from bright light for all.
Two Light Pollution Solutions:
1. A Moonlight Revolution / NLO 2. Eliminate Civilization! Choose.
I have a hunch you chose choice 1. But what about choice 2? It WOULD eliminate lights that desecrate nights! OK, before you get your knickers in a knot, here’s a brief description of choice 1.
Eighty percent of Americans can’t see the Milky Way. When people ask: “But Stargeezer, how can I eliminate lights that desecrate nights?” they’re really asking, “How can I eliminate lights…without changing my lifestyle?” Few will alter their lifestyle (deathstyle?), but there’s a different way … NLO, Make It So! Gotcha!
Edward Abbey – Action Is The Antidote To Despair.
Nothing will change until we change ourselves: stop voting for people who care only about growth and money. We must kill the Crapitalist System that controls and dominates our thoughts and actions, and adopt a different creed ‘n credo: Earth First In Things, Thoughts, Deeds, Decisions!
KISS: Keep It Simple, Stargazers! Or as my friend, The Silver Weasel says, KISS – Keep It Starlit, Stupid!
My Dark Sky Initiative Telescoped and Magnified:
Light Pollution. One Solution. Moonlight Revolution. NLO! Make It So!
NLO, Nature’s Lighting Ordinance. Before the Industrial Revolution humans survived ‘n thrived–surthrived–with Nature’s Lights Only: sunlight, moonlight, starlight, auroral light, lightning, fire… We can’t return to the GODs, the Good Old Days, those halcyon years of yore; but we can create a lighting philosophy that respects all who live within, upon, above, around, beyond Earth. How?
My MOONLIGHT REVOLUTION (MR) inspires and instructs people
1. To Adopt Nature’s Lighting Ordinance (NLO)
2. To Make Most Nighttime Lights Mimic The Brightness Of The Full Moon Or Dimmer.
3. To Use Amber-hued LED Lights, NOT the new blue-rich white LED lights. Hey, you! Get a clue, take my cue, subdue blue. Make it taboo. Use amber hue in lieu of blue. View stars anew. Thank you! To get Sheldon Cooper science-y: use lights that are 540 nanometers or greater and 2000 degrees Kelvin or less.
4. To Aim lights down to see what’s up! Light bulbs glare? Are they bare? That’s not fair! Don’t despair! Stop the flare! Pare the glare! Dare to care! Stare at Altair!
You haven’t forgotten about choice number 2 above, have you? Just wondering.
Weather permitting, witness NLO in action during December’s full Supermoon, the last of a triple play of Supermoons, on Mon-Wed, Dec. 12-14. Imagine your community bathed in Nature’s light, not excessively bright, star-stealing, blue-rich, LED LIGHT BOMBS. Light pollution increases 6% per year, accelerating every year. Folks, The Moon’s The Tune!
Psst! But what if you chose to ELIMINATE CIVILIZATION, choice number 2 above? Just askin’.
Please watch six flicks, favored videos (25 minutes total), ranging from disheartening and depressing, to encouraging and exhilarating, and consider how my MR and NLO will restore starlight.
Video 1: Astronauts Found Something Troubling in These Shots from Space. LEDs: Not what they’re cracked up to be.
Steve Cutts, the animator, nails it!
Human Supremacy and the Rise of Syphilization!
Eliminate Lights That Desecrate Nights!
Everything about this video is perfect, including the beagle! A MUST WATCH!
Too many astronomers / stargazers give in, give up, give out, burying their heads in the sand. YOU? Use your head for more’n a place to grow hair! Don’t flee like Kochroaches to dark corners of the country when the lights go on. Stand and fight light blight!
BUT HOW STARGEEZERMAN? HOW? Nature’s Lighting Ordinance! NLO! Make It So!
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You’ll choke (YIKES!) reading all my website at once. I can’t do the Heimlich maneuver from afar, so please read a little each day, and though parts of it are, well, curmudgeonly, enjoy my humor gene.
NOTE: There’s no donate tab on my site. Use your $$$ to eliminate lights that desecrate nights where you live.
Oh, and: ’Tis not “In God We Trust.” ‘Tis “In GOLD We Trust!“ Just sayin’ folks. Choice 2 above?
ORGANIZE! RISE! REBEL! RESIST! REVOLT! RESCUE! RESTORE!
Please send others my website and encourage them to adopt NLO. And keep choice number 2 above in mind.
And now, a few words from I. M. Wright, who, since becoming an amateur astronomer 50 years ago, considers himself to be a citizen of the Universe. But with all the rampant light pollution he’s frustrated and angry because his citizenship has been revoked.
Want to start an argument? Start talking about light pollution and how bad it is. You’ll hear every danged argument for lighting up every square foot of Earth there is. But we should all look at the bright side; the really, really bright side.
Wow! Pass the shades, my eyes hurt already. Must be them thar LEDs that’s a-roastin’ my retinas. Very soon, all of the “light junkies” will have exactly what the lighting industry / local utilities wants them to have — Perpetual Daylight, 24 / 7 / 365.25!
Can you say “PROFITS!”
No more night — ever. Just think, no more crime, except for the crime of destroying the nighttime environment and killing all of the critters who need darkness to actually, well, you know, like…LIVE!
But hey, we’re modern folks. ”We don’t need no stinkin’ dark!” And besides, it’s re-e-e-e-ally scary!
Bet that made you want to call your local utility and have them install no fewer than 47 backyard security lights, didn’t it?
Collectively, the lighting industry is holding a tightly clenched fist to God’s nose and shouting, “you got it all wrong you old geezer, you old coot, you old has-been, THIS…. THIS… THIS… is how it’s done!”
These guys — Light-Blighters? — make Dr. Frankenstein look like a Red Cross Aid Worker.
And if I mentioned that line about God here in the Bible belt, someone would cuss me out, beat me up, and then tell me to meet them in church Sunday morning!!
Then they’d pray for me and tell me, “Go forth and never insult the good Lord with that kind of talk?”
ME? Insult the Lord? I’m not the one installing all of the lights that have destroyed the view of the starry sky that God created especially for us to see at night. I. M. Wright.